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WANTED

✦ DEAD OR ALIVE ✦

REWARD FOR CAPTURE

$ 999,999

"HEX" THE MOISTURE BANDIT
Wanted for: root kit possession, unauthorized SUDO, MITM with intent, port stalking

SEEN AROUND: PORT 1337BY ORDER OF THE SHERIFF